Monday, October 03, 2005

Sweet 16 is not so "sweet" anymore!
For those of you who have teenage sons and daughters, TALK TO THEM.
For those of you that know me, you know I deejay for various functions (weddings, corp parties, family reunions, etc). This past weekend, I played music for a "Sweet 16" party. IT WAS ANYTHING BUT SWEET! The little girls had more "nasty" moves than some strippers I have encountered (not that I have had encounters with lots of strippers...uh..um...I'm just going by memory when I used to..uhh..nevermind-smile). For those of you that ever watch music videos, all the ass-shaking is minimal compared to what I witnessed. Don't get it twisted...not all the kids were rubbing and grinding. You could tell the few (yes, they were in the minority) that were apparently "good girls" that didn't get down like that. More often than not, whenever a "hot" song came on....and mind you, any song that speaks of taking off your clothes...grabbing your ankles...shaking your ass....rubbing your genitals...anyway..you get the point is considered "hot" by the youngins standards...the nastier the better. "Lap dances" were the norm among these hormonally charged youth. Apparently, the dance of choice is the "rub" as I laughingly call it. The guy stands in one place (and in extreme cases, gets one of his boys to "brace his back" while a young lady ('lady' being used VERY sarcastically) proceeds to turn around, back he ass up to his crotch and push, slide, wiggle, grind....pretty much F&*k with their clothes on. In my younger, more wreckless days of strip club visits and disposable income, I could drop $20 in an hour and not achieve the level of expertise from some of the "professionals" that these high school kids exibited. It was truly sad to see our "future leaders of tomorrow" degrading themselves in such a manner. The girls had no idea that what they were doing was "wrong". Back in the day, the only time you got that close at a party, was when a "slow jam" came on and even then, you had to bank on the girl liking you at least a little. Here, I witnessed hands sliding into crotches; pants being "pulled" tighter so that there is less material between the male genitalia and the female rectum. You can't tell me that some of those boys did not ejaculate several times during the frenzy. Anyhow....I shutter to think what kids will being doing by the time my lil "pumpkin" turns 16 in 2018. By then, they'll probably being having sweet 16 orgies! That's it. I'm done for this week. Comment when you can.
As always,

Smooches to the mrs's (thanks again for the "No-one's-coming-over-for-your-birthday" birthday party)!
hugs and kisses to "Dooba & Pumpkin"
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